Jurassic Park Scary Story
It’s the jungle. It’s dark. There are bug sounds all around you. You can smell damp soil and urine and faeces. It’s your urine and faeces. A moment ago you relieved yourself behind a tree and now you’re thinking, if you can smell it, maybe the things out there can too (the “things” are dinosaurs because this is a jurassic park story). You decide to move to another bit of jungle and start walking through the brush and hopping over fallen logs. It’s all very scary for you because you can’t really see where you’re going, and if you take a wrong turn you might fall down a ravine and break a limb. You might break many limbs, and that would make this whole thing even worse.
You’ve been walking for about a mile now, and just as you stop to take a rest, you hear a faint rustle in the distance. You freeze in place, and your eyes begin to dart around trying to spot any movement, but it’s useless because it’s night of course. Suddenly there’s another, louder, rustle. Much closer. “I should have stayed with the piss and shit”, you think to yourself. More rustles, footsteps, and a growl RIGHT next to you. It’s in this instant you realise you didn’t think those words at all. You just said them aloud. You spoke those words like you were talking to your best friend Craig at that busy club that you like. You aren’t sure how that just happened but you think maybe it’s because you are dehydrated (you did piss a lot). You don’t know whether to laugh or scream or cry, but just as you start to do all three at once, you are knocked to the ground and feel painful pressure around your neck as the thing that was behind you now sits on top of you and sinks its teeth in. You have just been killed by a dinosaur at Jurassic Park. Craig will be devastated.
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