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Jurassic Park Scary Story

It’s the jungle. It’s dark. There are bug sounds all around you. You can smell damp soil and urine and faeces. It’s your urine and faeces. A moment ago you relieved yourself behind a tree and now you’re thinking, if you can smell it, maybe the things out there can too (the “things” are dinosaurs because this is a jurassic park story). You decide to move to another bit of jungle and start walking through the brush and hopping over fallen logs. It’s all very scary for you because you can’t really see where you’re going, and if you take a wrong turn you might fall down a ravine and break a limb. You might break many limbs, and that would make this whole thing even worse. 

You’ve been walking for about a mile now, and just as you stop to take a rest, you hear a faint rustle in the distance. You freeze in place, and your eyes begin to dart around trying to spot any movement, but it’s useless because it’s night of course. Suddenly there’s another, louder, rustle. Much closer. “I should have stayed with the piss and shit”, you think to yourself. More rustles, footsteps, and a growl RIGHT next to you. It’s in this instant you realise you didn’t think those words at all. You just said them aloud. You spoke those words like you were talking to your best friend Craig at that busy club that you like. You aren’t sure how that just happened but you think maybe it’s because you are dehydrated (you did piss a lot). You don’t know whether to laugh or scream or cry, but just as you start to do all three at once, you are knocked to the ground and feel painful pressure around your neck as the thing that was behind you now sits on top of you and sinks its teeth in. You have just been killed by a dinosaur at Jurassic Park. Craig will be devastated.

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📣 ⚠️ NEW VIDEO ⚠️ 📣

Hey Tumblr friends, long time no see. Got a nice new video for ya that’s full of colours and strobes and stuff. It’s about Muldoon from Jurassic Park and I hope you like it. Okay I’m gonna go now, but I’ll put a selection of nice frames from the video up somewhere.

P.S. sorry about the porn :(

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Jurassic Park Restoration Project

For the past couple of months I’ve been working on my ultimate Jurassic Park restoration edit, and though it’s still a long way off from being completed, I wanted to talk a bit about what I’ve done. This post will cover some of the changes I’ve made to the film, and why I’m even doing this in the first place.

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Jurassic Park has been released in many different formats over the years, including LaserDisc, VHS, DVD, Blu-Rays  — but none of these have ever matched the colour and overall visual quality of the original 1993 theatrical film print. The LaserDisc and VHS releases each had their own colour grades, and when the film was finally transferred to 1080p Blu-Ray in 2011, it received yet another alteration to its colour palette, this time the film we got was overexposed, grainy, and massively high in magenta. It was certainly the clearest and crispest the film had ever looked, but it was lacking everywhere else. Then, in 2013, the film underwent 3D post-conversion and got probably the worst treatment yet, with brown skies and sickly-orange grading.

I made the following video comparison showing the differences between the 2011 and 2013 Blu-Ray transfers. A lot of the visual weirdness is due to the 3D, so bear that in mind.

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Hello, tumblr Jurassic friends!

Here’s my latest video that celebrates the 25th Anniversary of Jurassic Park, my favourite film of all time. It briefly covers the filming and release of the film, and how the world reacted to it. Plus, there’s a section at the end that shows how fans today are still inspired by this wonderful dinosaur movie. 

I wanted it to be a big, rousing, celebration of Jurassic Park, and I’m happy with the response it’s gotten from my fellow fans.

See you around!

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HEY GUYS!

It’s #JurassicJune 2017! Every year I always like to make a short intro video on June 1st to start the celebrations off. Here’s this year’s video!

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Hey guys! 

Here’s my latest video. It’s a music video for the Jurassic Park remix track “That’s Chaos”. Enjoy!

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Happy Jurassic June!

Today, June 11, marks the 23rd anniversary of Jurassic Park’s theatrical release. This week also marks one year since Jurassic World was released.

Jurassic Park fans are celebrating the anniversaries once again with Jurassic June, a month long celebration of all things Jurassic!

You may have noticed my sleek new blog theme, inspired by the Barbasol can from Jurassic Park, in honor of the holiday:

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Some other ways the Jurassic community is celebrating:

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Fan site jurassicworld.org has rebranded as Jurassic Outpost, with a brand new extensive website. Be sure to visit them for all the latest Jurassic Park and Jurassic World news, and join in a discussion on the new forums.

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JurassicJune.com, with Tiny Dev Studio, has launched an incredibly addicting and insanely challenging new mobile game app this month called Jurassic Jump for Android and iOS.

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Join Jurassic Park artist Shannon Shea in drawing a dinosaur every day this month with his 30 Days of Dinosaurs challenge on Twitter.

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And, since the beginning of this month, the original three Jurassic Park movies are available on Netflix!  So sit back, relax, and have a happy Jurassic June!

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Jurassiraptor provides an overview of all the cool stuff that’s happening so far this Jurassic June.

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Here’s a recent video round-up. Just some of the stuff I’ve done but hadn’t posted here on the site yet. First is my “Dinosaurs and Man” video, a nice slow saunter through some of Jurassic Park’s most inspiring and uplifting moments, set to “Claire de Lune” by Claude Debussy.

Following that, and changing the tone rather dramatically, is a weird little video tribute to Dennis Nedry. Finally we have my intro to Jurassic June 2016. Shorter than last years, which you can see here, but I was leaving for a camping trip and only had a few minutes to work on it.

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